Francis: Good evening, sir, madam.

Man: Good evening. Have you got a table for two?

Francis: A table for two. Of course, sir. This way, please. Madam, sir.

Man: One fish, one steak, two salads.

Francis: One fish, one steak. Two salads. One fish, one steak, . . .

Woman: Have you got any German wine?

Francis: German wine? No, I’m sorry, madam. We haven’t got any German wine. We’ve got some Italian wine.

Woman: Oh, yes. I like Italian wine. Do you?

Man: Yes, I do. So, a bottle of wine. Italian wine. One fish, one steak, two salads.

Francis: Excuse me, sir. Have you got a pen?

Man: Yes. Here you are.

Francis: Thank you, sir. A bottle of Italian wine, one fish, one steak, two salads. Thank you, sir, madam.

Man: Waiter!

Francis: Yes.

Man: You’ve got my pen.

Francis: Yes, sir. Oh, sorry, sir. Oh, yes.