Mark Twain's classic sayings

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
    气候是我们期待的东西，天气是我们得到的东西。

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
    戒烟是这个世界上最容易的事情了，我知道这个因为我干过无数次了。

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
    最有趣的消息都是从孩子嘴里说出来的，因为孩子说出他们知道的一切之后就打住了。

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

有了一个新想法的人只是个怪人，除非这个想法成功了。

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

猫和谎言的主要差别是猫只有九条命。
 

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

保持沉默让大家以为你是个傻瓜比开口说话让大家确定你是傻瓜要好多了。

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

万物都有极限——铁矿石不可能打造成黄金。
 

Truth is stranger than fiction，because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities；truth isn't.

真实比小说更不可思议，因为小说还得遵从可能性，真实可不用。

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

男人只有在承认自己是骗子的时候才最真实。

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

当朋友都开始称赞你很年轻，就是你正在变老的表现。

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

“经典”是本书，人人都说好，人人都不读。

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

别总抱怨说整个世界都对不起你，这个世界不欠你啥，它先来的。

Those persons who have a good book but don't read are unlike and can't read the person of these books to own any advantage.

那些有好书却不读的人不比无法读到这些书的人拥有任何优势。

Rather shut up don't talk, don't be eager to expressing oneself, either.

宁愿闭口不说话，也不要急于表现自己。

Calculate to the person also unimportant with the stupid stupid impression.

就算给人以蠢笨的印象也不要紧。