I love traveling in the country, but I don't like losing my way. I went on an excursion recently, but my trip took me longer than I expected.

‘I'm going to Woodford Green,' I said to the conductor as I got on the bus,' but I don't know where it is.'

‘I'll tell you where to get off,' answered the conductor.

I sat in the front of the bus to get a good view of the countryside. After some time, the bus stopped. Looking round, I realized with a shock that I was the only passenger left on the bus.

‘You'll have to get off here,' the con-doctor said. 'This is as far as we go.'

‘Is this Woodford Green?' I asked.

'Oh dear,' said the conductor suddenly.' I forgot to put you off.'

'It doesn't matter,' I said. 'I'll get off here.'

'We are going back now,' said the conductor.

'Well, in that case, I prefer to stay on the bus,' I answered.