A joke：Queue-jump

   My aunt is never happy when she has to wait in line, and people who try to squeeze in front are a special sore point with her.

   One day a young man at the supermarket stepped up to her just as she reached the check-out counter. “Mind if I go ahead?” he asked. “I just have this one can of dog food.”

   “Goodness, no.” she roared. “If you’re that hungry, go right head