How to live long   

　　I’m John Doe. I’m a journalist with an important magazine. The other day I saw a white hared sitting on the porch in front of house. I could see the winkles in his face and neck, and his wrinkled hands. Articles on the secrets of living to an advanced age are always popular with our readers, so I decided to pursue this story and discover the secret of this man’s long life. As I approached him, I said.
　　John: Sir, would it bother you if I talked with you for just a moment!
　　Man: Not at all. On the contrary, it would delight me. I get very bored sitting here, even for a short time. Until a little while ago I lived a full and active life without a moment’s rest.
　　J: Well, they say that a lot of activity helps one to live a long time.
　　M: That’s true, very true. I still feel very well, although my step has slowed down a little.
　　J: Would it bother you if I smoked a cigarette!
　　M: Not at all.
　　J: I’d offer you one, but I suppose you probably don’t smoke, or drink, or …
　　M: On the contrary! I’ve always smoked my head off. And until a little while ago I went dancing every night. And as for alcoholic drinks….
　　J: Do you mean to say that you’ve done these thing all for life!
　　M: Of course. Why does that surprise you so much?
　　J: I’ve always been told that doing those things is had for the health.
　　M: Ridiculous!
　　J: I suppose that you have another secret… a lot of fruit… vegetables … a lot of exercise in the fresh air…
　　M: Don’t be silly! I hate exercise in the fresh air, and I don’t like any kind of vegetables.
　　J: This is incredible!
　　M: What do you mean, incredible! What are you talking about!
　　J: It’s just that I can’t understand how you’ve been able to live like that and to have lasted so long. Tell me, how old are you?
　　M: Me! I’m twenty-seven. Why?