A:We are gonna need some help, count your legs and arms and follow me!let's scope out our surroundings before fixing it.

B：Ok, whatever you say,pal,no big deal in this jam.

A: Well, ehh, looks like we are in the middle of nowhere,underground,like,woha,3 meters, come on, guys, pull yourselves together, hopefully we will make it back to the surface, and home free!

C：No way I can move a limp! I am crashed low, I have even no idea if my balls still OK,it hurts so bad, AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

B:Oh man, he is bleeding his ass off, beyond help, sorry, we will kill him just carrying him.

A：But…

B: Save your butt, we'd better get outta here soon if you want him to get through this, or he is bleeding to death.