Anne: Hey, Den, what's up?

Den: I've been busy lately.

Anne: Doing what?

Den: I've been spending a lot of time on-line.

Anne: On-line?

Den: On the Internet, talking to people in chat rooms.

Anne: So have you met someone yet?

Den: Lots of people! Yesterday over one hundred people wanted to talk to me!

Anne: About what?

Den: About anything and everything.

Anne: Really?

Den: One even said that I was his dream girlfriend.

Anne: What? Wait a minute. Don't you mean dream boyfriend?

Den: Oh, I forgot to tell you I pretendedto be a 16-year-old girl.

Anne: Are you nuts?

Den: I had to. Nobody wants to talk to me as a guy.

Anne: I don't know about this, Den.

Den: But now I have a new Internet friend.

Anne: You mean the guy who thinks you're Ms. Right?

Den: Yeah, we're meeting on Friday night.

Anne: You are what? Have you lost it?

Den: I gave up on looking for a girlfriend and now I'm making friends!

Anne: But he thinks you're a girl. He'll want to be more than friends!

Den: I know, so I need your advice.

Anne: If I were you, I'd get a good psychiatrist.