I love traveling in the country, but I don't like losing my way. I went on an excursion recently, but my trip took me longer than I expected.

"I'm going to Woodford Green,"I said to the conductor as I got on the bus,"but I don't know where it is."

"I'll tell you where to get off,"answered the conductor.

I sat in the front of the bus to get a good view of the countryside. After some time, the bus stopped. Looking round, I realized with a shock that I was the only passenger left on the bus.

"You'll have to get off here," the con-doctor said. "This is as far as we go."

"Is this Woodford Green?"I asked.

"Oh dear,"said the conductor suddenly." I forgot to put you off."

”It doesn't matter,"I said. 'I'll get off here.'

"We are going back now," said the conductor.

"Well, in that case, I prefer to stay on the bus,"I answered.