Cuttin' it close

Let the dishes turn green

Everyone chasin' their

Internet dream

Some like it hot

In a triple X funk

Winnin' the auction

Turnin' money to junk

Cappin' the flag

In a virtual dash

Skippin' your wedding

To play in a match

[Chorus]

Shut all the blinds

You mighta been seen

Sittin' alone

With your internet dream

Winning the race

For your digital fix

Living your life

With a clickity-click

(Repeat)

"So every day I swear

I'm gonna go to bed at like eleven.

And all of a sudden its 4AM . . .

And I was just watching Youtube and

reading Wikipedia for five hours.

It's like MAN . . . you ask me the

next day. I can't even remember

what I was doin. Crazy."

[Verse ]

[Chorus]

"I was talkin to my mom the other day

And she's like 'Oh,

My computer's been acting up again!'

So I'm thinkin she got a virus

or something . . .

And I'm like 'ok what's wrong?'

And she's like 'You know that bar that

you type the website in! It disappeared!

I can never remember how to get it back!'

I'm like 'ok Mom. We did this last week.'

I love my Mom and Dad. "